让人瞬间开心的俏皮话搞笑句子

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让人瞬间开心的俏皮话搞笑句子

总有一天,你会等到那么一个人,他会爱上你的小眼睛,爱上你圆润的身体,一直不断飙升的体重,还有你的两只小短腿,以及你这不要脸的性格。

Someday, you will find someone who will fall in love with your tiny eyes, your plump body, your ever-rising weight, your short legs and your cheeky personality.

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其实有时候肥并不完全是丑的,重点就是你要肥的刚刚好,肥的油而不腻,那才是最重要的。

In fact, sometimes fat is not completely ugly, the point is that you want to fat just right, fat oil but not greasy, that is the most important.

现在大多数人的现状,对于星期六特别的怀念,对于星期一特别的讨厌。

Most people now have a special nostalgia for Saturday and a special dislike for Monday.

当你难过睡不着的时候,一定要静下心来看书,因为只要你静下心来,你就会发现,你很快就可以睡着。

When you are sad to sleep, be sure to calm down to read, because as long as you calm down, you will find that you can fall asleep soon.

有些人小的时候以后是祖国的花朵,可是后来长大后才知道,原来自己其实就是祖国的韭菜。

Some people when small later is the flowers of the motherland, but later grew up to know that he is actually the motherland leek.

经过验证,我发现,当我心情不太好的时候,别人跟我说话,给我发信息我都会觉得很心烦,可是如果他们给我发红包的话,我就不会这么觉得,为什么会这样?好神奇呀!

After verification, I found that when I was in a bad mood, I would feel upset when people talked to me and sent me messages. However, if they gave me red packets, I would not feel so upset. Why would this happen? How amazing!

如果你觉得生活很艰难的时候,你就可以买一本高数题做一下,做了以后你就会发现,生活中没有什么事情是比高数题还难得!这样你就会豁然开朗了。

If you feel that life is hard, you can buy a book of high-number questions and do them. After doing so, you will find that nothing in life is more difficult than high-number questions! Then you will be enlightened.

我发现以前买不起的东西,现在好像依然买不起,这说明什么?说明了原来我还是从前那个穷鬼,没有一丝丝改变!

What does it tell me that I still seem to be able to afford things I couldn't afford before? Explained that I was still the poor ghost in the past, there is no slightest change!

就连这个世界上的正义还总是会迟到,那么我为什么不能多睡几分钟,迟到一会呢?

Even justice in this world is always late, so why can't I sleep a few more minutes and be a little late?

什么时候,你发现自己步入中年?可能就是当你发现肚子越来越鼓,头发已经在做自由落体运动的时候吧!

When did you find yourself in middle age? Maybe it's when you notice that your tummy is getting bigger and your hair is already in free fall.

请你不要再问我美女的标准是什么了,你看看我就好啦!

Please don't ask me what the standard of beauty is, you look at me!www.88ylu.com

不知道大家有没有这样一种感觉,就是当你留了很长一段时间的刘海,可是突然有一天全部撩起来以后,你就会觉得所有人好像都在看着你。

Do not know everyone has such a feeling, is when you leave a long time of bangs, but suddenly one day after all lift, you will feel like everyone is looking at you.

请问看完小猪佩奇可以看海底小纵队吗?有没有先后顺序,看完会不会有副作用?敏感肌可以看吗?

May I ask if Paige can see the sub column? Have sequential order, see can finish have side effect? Can sensitive muscle see?

满满都是女王范的霸气句子,句句犀利高冷,值得收藏!

适合摘抄下来的励志句子,简短精辟,让人内心温柔,安静努力!

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